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Do you like songs about toothpaste and round pickled eggs? That's bloody weird. Never mind, so do I. You're in a safe place now where no one can harm or judge you. Take you shoes off and relax but please leave your trouser on. Many thanks.

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The great british masoff
Open Toed sandwich
Remembering the elliot mason show caption

A fascinating behind-the-scenes documentary about one of the most enduring sketch

shows of all time - Russ Abbot's Madhouse. I mean The Elliot Mason Show. 

The Toothpaste Song label

Here's a video of me playing with myself in my bedroom (SFW)

100% live apart from the pre-programmed drums

Little baby jesus
How to make a successful shopping list
The 3 stages of a

(with David Goo)

The hits
The day they turned label
Someone Else label
The roundest pickled label
Doors label
The toothpaste song - animation label
I taped the wrong label
Jif to cif cd label

Debut album reissue with lovely new packaging

Life is like a movie label

Second album full of more crazy crap!

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