Do you like songs about toothpaste and round pickled eggs? That's bloody weird. Never mind, so do I. You're in a safe place now where no one can harm or judge you. Take you shoes off and relax but please leave your trouser on. Many thanks.

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The Day They Turned Jif To Cif (2010)

Debut album reissue with lovely new packaging.

Life is like a movie (2015)

Second album full of more crazy crap!

Elliot Mason - Life Is Like A Movie

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Remembering the elliot mason show caption

A fascinating behind-the-scenes documentary about one of the most enduring sketch shows of all time - Russ Abbot's Madhouse, I mean The Elliot Mason Show.

The Toothpaste Song label

Here's a video of me playing with myself (SFW) 100% live apart from the pre-programmed drums

Little Baby Jesus

A Christmas Carol

How To Make A Successful Shopping List

Use the FANTANTACONK method for shopping successability!

The Three Stages Of A Contemporary Musician

A sketch by The 150 Friends Club

Here's an interview I did about songwriting and that...

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