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Do you like songs about toothpaste and round pickled eggs? That's bloody weird. Never mind, so do I. You're in a safe place now where no one can harm or judge you. Take you shoes off and relax but please leave your trouser on if possible. Many thanks.

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The great british masoff
Open Toed sandwich
Remembering the elliot mason show caption
The Toothpaste Song label
Little baby jesus
The 3 stages of a
The hits
The day they turned label
Someone Else label
The roundest pickled label
Doors label
The toothpaste song - animation label
I taped the wrong label

Debut album reissue with lovely new packaging

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Second album full of more crazy crap!